Sunday, July 31, 2005

Only in America...

do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy >cigarettes and candy bars at the front.

do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,and a diet coke. While contemplating surgery for being too fat.

do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Plus hire a rent a cop with a gun that would make Barney Fife look like Dirty Harry.

do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Don't forget screws in three's and nails by the dozen.

do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

can you be born a poor black boy and grow up to be a rich white woman .....The Michael Jackson Story

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